Monday, August 25, 2008

Facebook

相熟朋友都知道
月前本人被Facebook終止了戶口
這麼卡夫卡的處境
當然要寫
最後決定把收到的FB回覆原文貼在這裡
因為現實最教人哭笑不得
^_^

第一次上訴的電腦自動回覆:

Saturday, July 26, 2008 11:15 AM

Hi,

The Facebook Team has received your inquiry. We should get back to you soon. In the meantime, we encourage you to review our Terms of Use (http://www.facebook.com/terms.php) for more information.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

The Facebook Team


數天後收到的回覆:

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:11 AM

Hi,

Fake accounts are a violation of our Terms of Use. Facebook requires users to provide their real first and last names憑什麼說我用假名呢?). Impersonating anyone or anything is prohibited. Unfortunately, we will not be able to reactivate this account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Rufus
User Operations
Facebook

寫信解釋名稱的因由,收到回覆,堅持我作假:

Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:44 AM

Hi,

Unfortunately we are unable to reactivate the account. Creating and or maintaining an account that represents anything other than your self is a violation of our Terms of Use. We apologize for any inconvenience that may have been caused.

Thanks for your understanding,

Rufus
User Operations
Facebook

據理力爭,一周後收到另一回覆:

Friday, August 8, 2008 7:48 AM

Hi,

Fake accounts are a violation of our Terms of Use. Facebook requires users to provide their real first and last names. Impersonating anyone or anything is prohibited. Unfortunately, we will not be able to reactivate this account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Riley (留意下款名字不同,但用字跟上文Rufus君一模一樣,真是二人同心,其利斷金!)
User Operations
Facebook

之後又收到積臣君的回應,人模人樣:

Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:39 AM

Hi,

We can look into this, but for security reasons we need you to respond to this email from your email address. Also, please write your email address in the subject line and include all of our previous correspondence so that we can refer to your original inquiry.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

Jackson
User Operations
Facebook

事隔一天,積臣又變了機械人:

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 3:09 AM

Hi,

Fake accounts are a violation of our Terms of Use. Facebook requires users to provide their real first and last names. Impersonating anyone or anything is prohibited. Unfortunately, we will not be able to reactivate this account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Jackson
User Operations
Facebook

寄上身分證副本,積臣仍堅持我是假人:

Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:48 AM

Hi,

We do not allow fake account for animals, cartoon characters or anyone else that is not representing themselves. Please consider this the end of our correspondence.

Thanks,

Jackson
User Operations
Facebook

名字真假拗不過我,改用另一個借口:

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:38 PM

Hi,

Even though you are using your real name you have been using the account to represent an animal which is against our Terms of Use. I am very sorry for any inconvenience but I will not be able to reactivate your account. This decision is final.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

Aurelia
User Operations
Facebook

規例上鑽不到空子,跟我談起印象來了:

Friday, August 22, 2008 11:07 PM

Hi,

I am sorry but our decision is final as we do not permit users to give the impression that they are using the account to represent an animal. If you do have reports of other people who are violating our Terms of Use in this way as well, please get back to me with their full names, any related networks, and I will investigate the matter further.

Sorry for any inconvenience. Let me know if you have any further questions.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

Aurelia
User Operations
Facebook

人不是動物嗎
真是一個神奇網網...

參考網站:
Facebook網站條例
13 Reasons your Facebook account will be disabled
Yoda Blocked From Facebook
Banned for keeps on Facebook for odd name

9 comments:

tsubasa said...

你個名變度似動物/聯想到動物???

咁你可唔可以用中文名??

v said...

唔x玩!吹得我脹呀佢???!

Anonymous said...

喂! Venus, 舉報我吖!!! 因為我都用真名, 但狗相喎!! 你會唔會有舉報費? 5/5分賬吖。

Anonymous said...

By the way I am Pipi!!

v said...

Pipi
無舉報費, 佢要比亦比唔起我個價 :D

Wordy said...

O 爆左呀,我個嘴?!

人用動物相唔得,咁人變問號頭呢?邊個知 d 問號頭個名係咪真?要 check,不如刪左 Facebook 然後叫所有用戶當身份證明咁重新申請 account 囉

v said...

佢個理據係唔可以令佢有個印象你扮緊第二個物體, 我諗問號唔算係物體卦
佢仲叫我做二五, 我心諗: 你閂左我戶口, 點篤人出嚟呀, 痴線

Anonymous said...

D人用AV女郎D 相點計呀?
嘿.... .
佢仲未捨得覆我個case 呀!!!

小w said...

D人用AV女郎D 相點計呀?
嘿.... .
佢仲未捨得覆我個case 呀!!!
send 5個一樣的mail就spam, 咁點玩喎.....