Monday, August 3, 2015

禮物

在九九八十一個例子之中
我最不懂做女人的地方是不懂大方接受男性的施予
我總無法像那些港女/公主一樣欣然受落,收之為兵
反而惴惴不安,覺得虧欠,無功不受祿
想著如何還這個人情
而這些唔識do的怪反應都會寫在我的臉上
把氣氛弄得更尷尬

其實任何人的幫助都會教我受之有愧
但男女間的思想差異又會令事情變得複雜一些
當然不是為借tissue讓位這些事情庸人自擾
我還未老姑婆到這個地步
而是一些我沒有想過的禮物
超逾了所認知的道德/社交界限

在東歐
貪賄之事如家常飯
合作的當地導遊知道我們銀根不鬆
仗義要開大張單讓我回公司報大數
來,他問,寫幾多?

在摩洛哥
當地的男性間長幼觀念很重
比自己大的一律要視作大哥,要言聽計從
一天某位大哥朋友的小弟到來閒坐
那位小弟十六七歲的年紀
大哥見我們談得投契(其實我只是破冰找話說啊)
即問:要不要他陪你到卡薩布蘭加?
言下之意就是借給我做男寵了
說時少年眼大大深情看著我

遇上這些不同地方的潛規則
會特別警覺到自己累積多年的道德底線
從經驗中還能學會如何應付
但有交情牽絆的就比較難開脫了
既示好,但又猜不到動機
收也不是,拒又好像無禮
例如:你下次來可以睡我家,省租錢
err....
我倒不是介意要兩個人還是一個人睡
但你女友會介意另一個女人睡她的那邊大床吧
由食飯都要叫幾個人到突然比我睡你的床
應該當這些人是真傻還是扮懵呢

還是閨蜜懂得男人心:你比D男人表現吓自己啦
哦,收到

6 comments:

galaxy said...

吾......男又好女又好,便宜莫貪。

v said...

Can't agree more

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